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Explore our unique artisanal creations inspired by the masters of the macabre.
Featured Products
Red Death
Merciless Hot Sauce
One drop, one fleeting touch of this liquid terror,
and the very air will twist, the mind will burn,
and the flesh will scream in an ecstasy of Ghost
Peppers, Carolina Reapers and Habaneros. This
is the smokey sauce that drowns hope, that
banishes sanity, and yet, strangely, in its monstrous garlic-driven heat, beckons you to return - until all
is consumed by the merciless flames of Red Death.
The Premature Burial
Mocha Martini Infused Ground Coffee
Dark Roast Colombian Ground Coffee
Infused with vanilla, Kahlua and cocoa
The aroma, a dance of chocolate and cream,
A symphony of flavors, a perilous dream.
He sips slowly, savoring each drop,
Lost in aroma, his sorrows do stop.
This mocha-tini infused coffee, a potion divine,
A balm for the soul, an elixir, refined.
As the night deepens, and the darkness creeps,
He finds solace in the darkness that steeps.
A drink of the past, a taste of delight,
In this Mocha coffee, he finds his respite.
Blood of the Raven
Texas Style Hot Sauce
Step into the shadows with Raven's Blood, a hot
sauce as dark and mysterious as Edgar Allan
Poe’s most haunting tales. This fiery concoction
blends the bold heat of green chiles and
arbol chiles with the earthy richness of roasted
red beets, creating a hauntingly beautiful balance
of fire and flavor. Smokey undertones and the
deep essence of roasted garlic bring a savory
depth that lingers like a secret too dark to reveal.
Dare to slather on smoked meats or
stir into a stew
The Bottomless Whole
Old Fashioned Infused Whole Bean Coffee
The aroma, a dance of whiskey and oak,
A symphony of flavors, a mysterious cloak.
He sips slowly, savoring each drop,
Lost in aroma, his sorrows do stop.
This whiskey-infused coffee, a potion divine,
A balm for the soul, an elixir, refined.
As the night deepens, and the darkness creeps,
He finds solace in the darkness that steeps.
A drink of the past, a taste of delight,
In this old-fashioned coffee, he finds respite.
The Tell-Tale Heat
Dessert Hot Sauce
Unlock the mysteries of flavor with Tell Tale Heat,
a decadent dessert hot sauce inspired by the dark, twisted tales of Edgar Allan Poe. A rich, smokey
blend of green and arbol chiles sets the stage
for an unforgettable culinary experience, while
the deep notes of cocoa and dark chocolate
evoke the brooding atmosphere of Poe’s gothic
world. A touch of cinnamon and cloves adds
an aromatic warmth that lingers on your tongue
like the whispers of a forgotten poem.
Try it on your favorite ice cream, apple pie or
roasted meat!
Terror in the Woods
Beard Oil
Crafted by a bearded man for bearded men,
this tincture is a hand-made, small-batch creation designed to nourish both beard and skin with
the finest organic ingredients. Carefully
formulated with a blend of premium, all-natural
oils, it provides the ultimate hydration, softness,
and shine while helping to tame the wildest
of beards.
Rich in antioxidants and vitamins, this luxurious
beard oil is perfect for maintaining a refined,
well-groomed look, while ensuring your skin feels smooth, moisturized, and refreshed. The subtle, masculine scent adds an extra touch of
sophistication—perfect for those who appreciate
the finer details of their grooming routine.
For the man who values quality and craftsmanship, Phil's Beard Stuff is more than just a beard oil -
it’s a statement. Treat your beard to the care it
deserves.
